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Trench Mortar

The act of pulling out, placing your penis between the other persons butt cheeks aiming upwards, and yelling "fire in the hole!" while finishing on there back.
I didn't know if she was on birth control so I pulled a trench mortar.
by Drainage94 May 12, 2017
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In the trenches

Not having enough friends to run an 8 man fantasy football league
Look at those kids they’re definitely in the trenches
by owenph6 November 21, 2023
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Trench Coat Season

Wearing a long coat with pockets, usually there is lingerie or nothing underneath. The woman wears this coat to visit paying playmates.
by Raq56789 September 15, 2025
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Yap Trench

When someone is just spitting straight yap. Nobody wants to hear what they have to say, and it is unimportant. Everything coming out of this persons mouth at that point in time is complete and utter blasphemy.

Also known as the West Caroline Trench, the Yap Trench is an oceanic trench near Yap Island in the western Pacific Ocean.
Jeremy: Erm, actually, that's incorrect; Because according to my calcula-
John: Yap Trench.
by V0m1tt_!!D0G October 30, 2024
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Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.
Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022
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Trench

Oooo look at that red head I bet he’s a trench
by Cutiepatottie277364 July 6, 2021
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Trench Wiper

A made up slur for german people made by a few idiots in an xbox party chat to make fun of their friend Harley whomst parents are both german
God damn it harley you fucking trench wiper
by Harleygoestosleep September 24, 2022
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