I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

The type of sentence you'd say when doing a troll test. Or, when replying to something stupid somebody else had said. B7...

Person A: (Being Genuine) Guys, guess what?! My dad's pregnant!

Person B: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND
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Person A: Welcome to Gusto.
B7: I CANT HEAR YOU I AM BLIND

by Souperior March 1, 2019

I am the captain now

When either party grabs the nips and drives the other party to aspirate their water in a sexual manner. Or a Haitian driving a jet ski for the first time.

Chris told Gena that "I am the Captain now" as he stole her jetski and caressed her nips while riding recklessly in the general direction.

by The real Captain Felipe September 15, 2019

I am surprised that this is not a word

I typed this hoping for a good definition and was surprised that this was not a word.

bob: I am surprised that this is not a word

billy: which word

bob: what I just said
billy: oh

by i give up on finding a name January 14, 2021

i am way to sober for this shit right now

It means that the person can’t even deal with this right now, come get them when there drunk or something.

Friends being annoying, me “ I am way to sober for this shit right now.”

by Cosmog March 2, 2021

I am very bored

When you are so bored and you really are supposed to be doing some random school assignment but its more fun to read this because you are trying to procrastinate and so am I writing this and so this is going to be a long definition of a phrase because everyone gets bored at some time and if you don't get bored then you are not human and should therefore go to the planet where your species came from.
this is gonna be the end of the definition cause I should probably be getting back to doing that school assignment I talked about in the beginning of this definition but that was 2 minutes ago so who remembers that?

I am very bored. I think I might just look it up in the urban dictionary

Later........
Wow, this was a waste of my time but at least it helps my procrastination.

by Snakea1122 April 5, 2021

I am the android sent by CyBerlife

The fucking sentence that Connor says every god damn time.

Connor: "Hello, my name is Connor. I am the android sent by CyberLife."

Person: shut the fuck up I don't even asked, fucking androids.

by SapoMalo June 7, 2021

I am Sober

This is an app which is meant to assist people trying to end unhealthy addictions- be it drugs, cutting, alcohol, gambling...

It features a timer which keeps track of the time you've spent sober. You can write notes to keep track of all the reasons you want to quit- and motivational packs for additional encouragement. There's a community section in which you can find groups and communicate through posts, to assure you that you aren't always alone in your suffering.

Thanks to I am Sober, my former darkness is a thing of the past. Hopefully it will never overcome me again.

by streetshad0ws August 14, 2021