hat head

when you are wearing a hat for a very long time and your hair then becomes flat and you then look like an ugly turd.

"Woah Bryan put your hat back on, you've got some major hat head!!! Lookin' slightly like a turd.

by YessicaShmallen November 30, 2018

Lincoln's Hat

A sexual position in which a female sits atop her partners shoulders with her vagina placed in front of her partner's mouth thus allowing her partner to perform oral sex. See also Ford's Theatre

My pussy needs to be pleased. How about I hop on your shoulders for a lincoln's hat?

by Noxid625 January 21, 2016

bj hat

When woman performs fellatio on a man and their belly fat gently sits aloft the woman's head providing the oral sex creating the effect of a hat during the beeejjjjjj.

When katie gives chris a blowjowksi she is comforted by a class bj hat during the act.

by the mad bj hatter July 11, 2014

hat dancer

A derogatory term for hispanic migrant workers, esp. forest workers in the rural Northwest.

This morning at the convenience store, I watched twenty-eight hat dancers pile out of one van, and buy the entire stock of microwave burritos and chimichangas.

by last rat standing February 09, 2008

hat-headed

adjective: the condition of ones hair after removing a hat that has been worn for some time.

I needed to comb my hair because removing my hat left me all hat-headed and disheveled.

by Howard Cook January 01, 2006

tippin' the hat

It's the same principle as "teabagging." Except with the dunking of an asshole on to the tip of a nose.

Man, while me and my girl were "69in'" last night, she kept "tippin' the hat."

by HarrietandHarryTrotter April 19, 2018

Facial Hat

A person who is pouting Or Any person who purposefully and willfully puts an end to people having a good time. An ignorant person

i.e. "that girl is a total facial hat," She hasn't smiled all night .

by johnsonb73 August 10, 2009