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Handy Kangaroo

DUDE! Isn’t jaedon such a handy kangaroo?
by HandyKangaroo October 22, 2017
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hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.
After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.
by Cen_ored April 21, 2017
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Hobo Handy

that lady loves giving then hobo Handy to dirty bums
by RyanD_007 June 16, 2017
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cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.
Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick
by The_rabbits November 13, 2017
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handy sandwich

The act of receiving or giving a a handjob over the boxers/undies but underneath the pants/shorts.
That stripper just gave me a Handy Sandwich for $20
by BatRoss November 20, 2017
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Handy

A very fat leprechaun that can massage your toes with his nose and ears
by Cheez-It fingers May 10, 2018
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baby handy

a very small hand for age but great for fisting and taking out tampons in which the string had broke.
hey baby handy, my string broke can you help me.
by poonslayer6967 February 23, 2017
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