gibson

A very overpriced guitar that is acceptional, but you pay for the fact that it says gibson on it

I wish i had the money to buy it, but that damn gibson guitar is $5000 dollars

by nig dig July 2, 2016

gitochist

A person who enjoys git conflicts

This guy is a gitochist !

by eon01 June 16, 2017

Gibson Grays

Any person who looks comical in apperance and has the IQ of a wrench.

That guy who fell down the stares was a real Gibson Grays.

by sivadiak October 5, 2017

Gibson conspiracy

The title given to a homosexual relationship in which one or both of the partners are in the closet. Can be used to discuss the relationship while people are present that don't know the homosexual nature of the relationship.

Kevin's parents are homophobic, so when we are around his family it's a Gibson conspiracy.

by nixongibson November 27, 2017

Gibson

One of the most overrated guitar brands ever. A long time ago in a galaxy far away they made good guitars and were pioneers in the electric guitar industry. Gibson has lost $500,000,000 in revenue as of 2017, and is closing their memphis factory. People have moved on from them and realized that better guitars exist at a far lower price.

Bob: "Dude I just ordered a Gibson Les Paul Custom for only $3000!"
Brian: "What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?! I just picked up a PRS SC 245 for $1700"
Bob: "But Jimmy Page played one so it must be amazing"

by SmartPersonusesbrain,notpopula December 3, 2017

Gibson

Gibson dose whatever he wants. Filled with ADHD. He is extremely sexy and can get a woman into bed by looking at her. He acts tough but he is actually a really great guy who is always there when you need him. Gibby is quite childish yet mature at the same time. Gibson also gets really calm when he is high. Just thought you should know.

His name is Gibson.

by SimplyVana September 14, 2018

Gitsell

Talks a lot, always the victim, conceded, cancels plans, socially awkward, never response on text, leaves you on read, hates when people steal her napkins, doesn’t care what you say, interrupts people, cares about Dogs than people

Person: I hurt my foot
Gitsell: dude my dog the other day was so cute

by Crackalackin forever September 25, 2018