Boobs

The female mammary glands.

I pity for all of the early bloomers who grew boobs in 5th grade.

by Pitchy June 2, 2016

Boobs

Squishy balls of milk

Oh my boobs

by rkajsbd June 10, 2018

Boob

The thing papi likes to suck on

Papi: Omg mami your boobs are perfect! *drools*

by yourmamidumbass September 8, 2019

boobs

Like pillows. But better.

I fell asleep instantly when my head hit the boobs.

by b000000bz February 28, 2018

Boobs

Boobs are a snack, a really nice snack.
If you are a woman you should share your boobs with other people, so they can enjoy the snack too. Remember sharing is caring. If you see a homeless man who has no food and you have nothing to give him, then if you are a woman who then share your big boobs and snack with them.

*Girl get in bus and sits down*
*man gets in the bus too and sits next to girl*
Man-“ Hey I didn’t have any breakfast do you think I could have a nibble at your snack”
Girl-“ of course! My dad always told me sharing is caring!”
*Girl lifts us shirt and take off bra*
Girl- “eat up!”
*man goes under shirt and starts licking at the boobs*
Girl- “do you like it ? My dad told me last time that my boob was soooo tasty, more tasty then my mums”
Man- “oh yeah, there delicious”
*man starts violently sucking boobs*
Girl- oh that tickles! Hahaha

by What.the.hell December 24, 2022

boobs

shame globes; something of which men stress out and have a brain implosion over

did you see richies brain matter all over the wall? he either killed himself or thought about jessicas boobs

by satan's butthairs June 4, 2018

Boob

informal
noun
1.
NORTH AMERICAN
a foolish or stupid person.

2.
BRITISH
an embarrassing mistake.

"why was that boob given a key investigation?"

by Chaffage October 7, 2017