Banter Wagon

A car, usually cheap and aged, a first vehicle for most, which is often used with the driver's mates as passengers.
Can be found in most McDonald's car parks starting on the second or third try with six people in the back.
Thomas: Just fixed the Banter Wagon, anyone want to come out?
Jake: Yes, I'll bring the boys, let's do some handbrake turns in the car park!
Thomas: Say no more!
by a Tall & Handsome Man March 14, 2020
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The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 16, 2019
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Necro Banter

Where you make a joke about someone that is dead.
'Apparently Jade wants to donate her organs to allow other families to have their lives changed.
They will be delivered to them in "Goody bags".'
Example of a Necro banter being used.
by peowpow December 03, 2010
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punto banter

Banterous behaviour during being a passenger/driving of a fiat punto
Shouting abuse to pedestrians as you drive past them - "JEW" - "Punto banter"
by JKalinski March 28, 2011
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king of banter

The most banterous bantermiester on the Earth.

Everybody knows who this is without needing to be told. It's like the Force. The King of Banter is the source of all banter. The dark side of banter may be strong, but the king of Banter is stronger.

Long live the King of Banter!
Mr Awesome Jones is the King of Banter.
by Snalbans Tinstle April 12, 2016
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shady banter

A term coined by YouTuber shadypenguinn, used primarily by UK secondary school students used to describe banter that is exciting or important, usually because of its offensive or inappropriate nature.
Did you hear about Dan and Chloe?
Yeah, man. Proper shady banter, ain't it m8?
by Hobox January 24, 2018
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Banter crewed

A triggered person or group of people who have been humiliated trolled and shamed on a facebook page which results in said snowflake leaving the page normally after reporting.
Dude.....did you see Lee Mayne get banter crewed.....Scott,Arthur,Neal,Zoe and Tina take no shit man.
by Trigger troops January 13, 2019
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