Flamingo Dancing

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.

"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."

by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020

Flamingo

A Roblox YouTuber who bullies kids with admin and also screams as loud as ever. He is a very popular YouTuber. Also, he created a Styrofoam head that you may know as 'Felipe'.

Person 1: Hey do you watch Flamingo?
Person 2: Is that even a question? Yes, I do.
Person 1 and 2 proceed to scream at the top of their lungs

by Your_Local_Dumbassssss August 22, 2023

Flamingo friend

A close companion you join for intimate, adventurous gatherings, especially those where multiple willing adults come together to ‘flock’ in the same room. Someone you trust enough to stand tall, lean in, and share a little colorful chaos with during group play.

You are my flamingo friend.
Hey, your cute, do you want to be my flamingo friend?

by Bobs67 November 19, 2025

flamingo club

a club for those who have turned down a moose. she is usually tall, has kankles, and an STD.
phrase was coined in Montgomery county MD

"yo dude, this fugly chick came up to me last night at the club, and told me she was in one of my classes. she said she had a crush on me. she was such a moose. i just walked away."
"your now an honorary member of the flamingo club."

by flamingo club February 27, 2008

Maine Flamingo

An Ostrich

A variety of ostrich found in Northern North America known as a “Maine Flamingo”

I’ve been raising Maine Flamingo for over a decade

by dr dance December 10, 2022

Flamingo in the window

If you don't know, now you know! But won't until you know.

Is that a flamingo in the window?

by Liontamer25 July 28, 2020

Going Flamingo

When females do not wear underwear.

Clara: "I'm totally going flamingo tonight."
Elaine: "Eww you slut, you have to wear underwear with a skirt"

or

Jane, who was wearing see through leggings, went flamingo to impress Bobby.

by captainjimdoyle January 10, 2012