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FARM TO TABLE

TAKING YOUR GENITALS OUT OF YOUR PANTS AND LAYING THEM ON A DINING TABLE.
SCOTT CAME OVER LAST NIGHT AND WENT FARM TO TABLE ON US AFTER DESSERT.
by Fridayso August 16, 2019
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farm huntin'

The sport killing of farm animals with a hunting rifle.
After downing a sixer of Budweiser on an empty stomach, Jason hopped his neighbor's fence to do some farm huntin'
by Mike Payne March 14, 2008
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Sphincter Farming

When someone farts repeatedly, usually to annoy their coworkers or classmates.
"Oh my God, what is that smell?"
"That new guy in Sales has been sphincter farming all morning."
"Man, he must really hate the boss, huh?"
by The word-eating crocodile December 9, 2009
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Want Farm

Putting the needs of the individual above all.
What do you want in your wANT farm?
by Want Farmer July 18, 2010
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lawsuit farming

1. Engaging in inflammatory or offensive behaviour, to provoke a reaction from a person or persons, that will allow you to sue them.

2. Provoking lawsuits as a method of fundraising.
Man, those Westboro Baptist Church assholes are coming to town. Let's get some rocks to pelt them with.

No, dude that's what they want. They're lawsuit farming. If someone gets injured they'll take you to court.
by Sean McClydesdale February 25, 2013
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Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"
or
Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"
or
Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
by Cooked Cactus May 1, 2014
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Sludge Farm

1. A word used to describe the inside or general area of one's anus. The general fecal production area within the body of an animal or human.

2. A farm whose whole purpose is to produce sludge, the sweet nectar of which Sludge Monsters devour.
1. Chuck - "It was my girlfriend's time of the month so I pounded her right in the Sludge Farm"

or

Josh - "If you need me i'll just be on the toilet, tending to my Sludge Farm"

or

Judith - "There was a core meltdown within the Sludge Farm's reactor room, causing an immediate evacuation of all personnel to the nearest exit. A new pair of 'personnel catching equipment' will be required."

2. "Do you remember when we visited the Sludge Farm last year? Those jars of sludge we bought were delicious and went great on waffles."
by Cooked Cactus May 12, 2014
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