earth seizure

An earthquake

Guy: Danm that earth seizure last night was powerful.

Friend1: Danm Straight ikr!

by YukinanaKairiKaoru October 27, 2012

Scorching The Earth

When someone, in a last-ditch effort to get rid of a virus, deletes everything completely off a computer and reinstalls windows.

Origin: When trying to combat illnesses, the CDC or variant for that country will set things on fire to contain the spread of infection. They will burn dead bodies, towns, clothes, food, and even the ground with flamethrowers if there is a reason to believe the virus/bacterium could survive in dirt.

I tried AVG, Avast, Casperky... all of them. I ended up scorching the earth.

by wakkadoodooo June 28, 2012

Earth stew

The god of sexual harassment

The was the eartch stewie Earth stew

by Evesaucebaby July 9, 2022

Heaven On Earth.

The way to call hoe a HOE, respectfully that the hoe will thank you in return.

ME: You beautiful and cute and hotter than hell.

my Heaven On Earth.

MY HOE: Awwwee ty for saying that so sweet.

by MUÑECO June 21, 2022

Earth auger

Large boring tool

For boring things / people

Earth auger

by Leedog297 November 4, 2020

Flat earth

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs

2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it

Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck

by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023

Earth dreams

Name of an engine made for newer Honda cars, suv's and minivans to give drivers the sense of driving clean burning engines. These imply that the earth would be a better place with Honda cars driving all over it. Not to be confused with the term wet dream, which I guarantee, has nothing to do with a Honda engine.

1) Hey man, check out my new Honda Accord. It has the new earth dreams engine in it.

2) Wow that thing burns clean!

by Wabanga21 August 28, 2016