douché

A term to describe the phenomenon of when you are being a douchebag to someone, and they respond in a manner of douchebag that is at an equal or higher magnitude than that which you confronted them with.

Person 1: Hi ugly.
Person 2: I hope that you burn in hell.
Person 1: Douché

by Nasty Nickel April 9, 2017

Douche

A term of endearment used to express boundless, unbridled, and unconditional love for your friends (and vaginal cavity)

bye, douche

by natsrox1998 April 15, 2017

douche

A douche is a trustee of a family estate who says he's going to file a "stolen property" police report on his sister and brother-in-law for picking up their 80-year-old mother for a fancy birthday dinner in a restaurant.

The douche locked his 17-year-old pregnant niece out of his mother's house in the middle of the night.
The douche decided to charge rent on the paintings hanging on his mother's walls.

by Man Elsewhere April 21, 2017

Douche

A term used to describe the thorough cleaning of an object.

Person #1: Oh lawdy, what that smell be?!?

Person #2: Son, I think that be yo fridge!!

Person #1: Shit, mang...I best go douche my fridge before that shit grow legs and walk up outta here!

by J~bizzle July 2, 2017

Douche

A douche is most often a male that is either up themselves, arrogant or snobby. A slang word for this is 'Caedan'

Jasmine: "Ugh, he's such a Caedan.."
Rachel: "yeah he's so cocky, what a Caedan"

Jasmine: "douche psht"

by rachie.nodle November 13, 2017

Douche’

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...

Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !

by Tra cra June 21, 2018

Douche

A person that thinks everyone else is lower than themselves and is just a giant asshole

Stop fucking being a douche dude

by How not to be a dick June 30, 2018