dicking around

of or pertaining to the male reproductive organ in a sense of procrastination

"Kelly Gordon is a faggot"

by Cody Ehlke October 27, 2003

Brown Dicking It

When you fuck a girl on her period, and you don't wipe the blood of your dick and fall asleep. The next morning the blood dries up therefore leaving you with a brown dick.

Last night I fucked a girl on the rag, I haven't showered yet so I'm Brown Dicking It!

by Surgekat May 21, 2009

Disking

The phrase disking is a sexual fetish reference originally coined in Brighton. The 'disker' masterbates over his or her favourite c.d. /dvd until climax therefore having disked successfully.

He was caught disking by his parents.

by Disker May 1, 2007

dinking around

Doing stuff in the middle of the night

Whatcha Doing?
Oh, just dinking around

by CallousPopRocks January 19, 2015

cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

by therealdougie March 7, 2011

dilling do

To pwn someone in an extreme manner.

Person 1: I opened my locker to find penises drawn all over my books!
Person 2: That's how dilling do works.

by DoubleAced May 31, 2007

Dirking

To selfishly engage in a romantic, one-sided relationship with a non-compatible partner without long-term intent due to desire for companionship.

Past tense: dirk-ed

David was dirking Lisa because he knew they were not compatible but he continued to see her even though he knew she wanted more than he was willing to give. Lisa was being dirked.

by sillymilo May 26, 2014