Dick

Me

I am a dick

by DickMaster696969 May 8, 2018

dicking

1. To be envious or jealous to someone.
2. Sucking up to someone.

"Ever since I bought him a tin, he has been dicking me."

by Joey R June 29, 2006

dick

the males (guys) cock or in other words PENIS!!

person one: i will suck your dick
person two: oh, like you will give me a blow job
person one: exactly

by wizzy=]] January 13, 2008

dick

Dick (dik), n. 1. Arch.: a replacement word used when any other swewar word is unwanted. 2. a word that can replace any noun in a sentence and still convey all meaning 3. a word used contextually to communicate a complex or conflated idea when there is no known existing word in the English language.

"What the dick?!"

Instead of saying, "Hey, can you hand me that book?", "Hey, can you hand me that dick?"

"It's a windy dick outside."

"Life is a dick"

by Michael Green Tucker October 20, 2006

Dick

1) Something a man masterbates with.
2) An inapropriate word for an a man/woman you disslike
3) A thing a Pussy slides on
4) A sex object
5) An object used to rape niggers in prison

1) I stroke my Dick tell I cum
2) You Fucking Dick-Head
3) Hey Bitch, come slide on my Dick
4) Im'a Fuck his Dick
5) Pull your pants down you nigger your about to get a dick in your ass, and don't fight it

by Big Platuim Balls November 27, 2009

dick

something to go into a bunch of crevices.

a tool used to transport sperm into the uterus.

a stick... for some burritos.

hey bob i just shoved my dick stick into a cleavage

nice nice... i shoved my dick burrito into a pussy...

by twatzilla May 24, 2007

dick

Why are you looking this kind of stuff up on the internet? Go suck one!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a bonar because you sucked my dick! Wait a minute, why am I posting this stuff? I'm giving u real examples to u pervs looking it up. goodbye

by MY POST IS A JOKE December 3, 2010