Derping

Being scared while coughing

Oh my god! Call 911, Kevin is derping so hard

by Nizibishi December 4, 2020

Derping

To cough and be scared at the same time. Typically used in situations involving lasers, french accents, and a lot of bore ragnarok.

Kevin: “Is derping still a word or is my inner boomer showing?”

Kevin was derping earlier.

by ARC Trooper 5555 December 8, 2020

Derrick

A fuckboy that only wants pussy :))

Derrick don't want you he jus wanna fuck

by Okayy:)) April 25, 2017

Derrick

A derrick is the equivalent of a shit on your ass. They are full retards and they don't know basic shapes and colours . If you gave them a pencil, they will stick it up their ass and try to vomit it out.

James: Aye derrick look at this. (shows him a number)
Derrick: I'm sorry, I don't know spanish

by Cheezi ToeZ June 21, 2018

miss derringer

likes to bend over infront of young innocent children, has a distinctive smell, usually has a rather large nipple on, hangs out of tops on a regular basis, see munter

omg, miss D has a huge nipple on, she nearly poked my eye out

by mystery man April 19, 2005

Derping Shrimp

A term used for the ultimate derp of all time.

So, I just found a cow in my sink yesterday.
You derping shrimp.

by LocalDerpingShrimp September 25, 2011

Derrick

Charming, player,smart,Athletic, handsome, talks to everybody, huge liar, takes random females to the movies, never gonna change

I talk to derrick. Girl derrick messes with everybody
what's your boyfriend name? Derrick

by putingyouonbeat October 3, 2017