closet fuckboy

someone who looks like a gentleman but is actually a fuckboy

"that guy looks really nice"
"hes not he is really closet fuckboy"

by sophies sh*t November 27, 2016

closet-hobby

A hobby that makes one feel ashamed or embarrassed.

Who would have know that badboy's closet-hobby was writing poetry?

by creep guy ie April 3, 2011

Closeted Weirdo

When you try to dress/act/be "normal" to conceal your weirdness in order to cope with the prejudices of society (because being weird is socially unexceptable, especially in most southern regions of the United States where individuality is not appreciated and in some cases, feared. And of course, not to forget, the American high school where these principles take on different vicious form themselves.) These factors tend to lead to the oppressed seeking an outlet for coping with these injustices of our society. However promising this way coping with the oppression of weirdos may seem in the beginning, this strategy tends to leave the closeted feeling empty, cronically depressed, and even more oppressed as anger starts to emerge.

Teen #1: Hey, you know Madison, there is reason to suspect that she is a closeted weirdo.
Teen #2: How come?
Teen #1: Behind that "normal" façade of hers, probably lies a really unique and interesting person.

Teen #2: Nah, she's just as plasticas the rest of us. She's probably just another basic bitch.

Teen #2: Fine, suit your self.

by Closeted Weirdo March 10, 2015

Closet Furry

Someone who just REALLY enjoyed Warrior Cats as a kid.

I never realized Cornelius had been a Closet Furry until now.

by ItsBeanin December 29, 2022

in the broom closet

In The broom Closet is a term for teenagers who practice the craft of Wicca, Witchcraft, Magick, etc. In secret meaning that their family does not know that they practice such arts.

"Are you in the Broom Closet To?"

by UND3RT4L3 August 3, 2016

Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard

John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".

by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018

walk-in closet

A closeted married man who hosts young men when his wife is out shopping

I went over to this guys house and he was a total walk-in closet. His wife came back with shopping bags right as we were finishing up.

by killfukmary October 10, 2014