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Christopher Robert Haines 

A very sweet guy with a big heart. He is the most amazing boyfriend anyone could ever imagine. He is full of love, compassion, and commitment. He should never have anxiety when it comes to his girlfriend because just like he does, she loves him to the ends of the earth.
Caitlin loves that Christopher Robert Haines, they make a cute couple. They are goals.
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Christopher 

A man/women that loves and will protect anyone he/she cares for he usually is shy and might be lame but if you get to know him good enough he will change you forever and he is the right person for you if you want to be the happiest person on the earth
I love my Christopher I will never ever be unhappy

Daniel Christopher

Half Mexican guy that likes to pretend cactuses are his dick (on pictures)

People say " Oh Christ" or "oh Jesus" when they see this picture, this is where the second name " Christopher" comes from
too many examples for Daniel Christopher, hard to pick one

Jaylen Christopher Wilson

a motherfucka with a big ass meat. hes super skilled at ball and wont hurt your feelings. hes also very intelligent
Damn Jaylen Christopher Wilson is a real ass guy.

Chrisphine 

He is a lost young man that tries to look for some booty, but it never works out, he turns out bald. He is Unattractive, legend says that he never got to have a girlfriend or married he is reaaly short and fat, in fact it is natural for him.
Chrisphine is usually short in person but looks fat

Christopher Reeve 

A great actor who played superman. But then he fell off his horse or something stupid and turned into a cripple. He is now the blunt of hilarious jokes, although they aren't quite as funny now that he's dead.
The latest superman movie will be released this summer. It has a new twist though. Superman's weakness is no longer kryptonite, but rather, stairs.

Christopher 

Another word for a kid who needs mental help.
Person 1: Did you see that kid run down the hall screaming the Pokémon Go song at the top of his lungs?

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Christopher.
Christopher by LeafyIsNotHere November 30, 2018