chicken counter

someone who counts their chickens before they hatch.

a person who gets over excited about a possibility way before the outcome has been determined.

"They were up so much at halftime he was being a huge ass chicken counter. And they fucking lost. It was awesome."

Bob: oh my god after this game im gonna put all my money on LSU i cant wait..
Steve: yea maybe
*2 hours later*
Bob: I fucking hate the Jets.
Steve: chicken counter.

by the j-dot November 18, 2011

Chicken on a spit

An Eiffel Tower with a female midget where she can spin as you wish.

‘Yesterday we got a midget prostitute and we made a chicken on a spit with her!’

by Vicia5 April 28, 2019

Yarn Chicken

Yarn chicken is a term often used in online knitting/crochet circles. It is a self-imposed 'game' in which a crafter is unsure if they have enough yarn in a skein to complete a project, but rather than going through the process of measuring and weighing to find yardage, they start the project and hope it's enough. The crafter wins the game if they finish their project with just enough or extra yarn, and they lose if they run out of yarn before completing their project.

I'm going to go pick up some yarn. I lost Yarn Chicken and I really need to get this hat done.

by RobinYarn April 1, 2022

whippin chickens

The act of turning bricks of cocaine into crack to be sold on the street

"Niggas in the kitchen whippin chickens, tryna get butter"
-Offset (Migos)

by $30,000 for a chicken March 3, 2016

Herbed Chicken

When a man, after mowing the lawn, coats his penis with a healthy layer of cut grass and proceeds to insert it into a woman's vagina.

Woman: "Can you please cut the grass?"
Man: "Only if we can have herbed chicken for lunch."

by SteveTheDragon August 1, 2011

Straight Chicken

A game played by straight or gay people that have no interest in performing sexual acts with one and other; it is designed to test the nerve of those involved. Usually played by two people, the aim of the game is to perform increasing intimate sexual acts until one party concedes because it has gone too far. The acts may begin at kissing and move from there.

This version of the game would be most suited to two friends of the opposite sex.

Similar to gay chicken

You reckon you have nerves of steel? You wanna play straight chicken?

by IntensiveCareBear June 13, 2016

Chicken

Chicken, a word meaning a male part, invented the use of in such a way by a bunch of perverts on aim

"Are you fiddling with your chicken?"

by Alden March 13, 2005