Chainscrolling

Chainscrolling: The compulsive, nonstop habit of endlessly scrolling through your phone or social media, just like a chain smoker can’t put down a cigarette. It’s digital addiction at its core—constantly engaging with your device without a break, mirroring the relentless cycle of chain smoking.

Lee: Bruv, every time I get home from work or see my Mrs, she’s always glued to her phone.

Frank: Bruv, she’s probably just chainscrolling. It’s the new chainsmoking, LOL.
Lee: Init Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 26, 2026

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

Flabby chainsaw

Yarding anal beads out in a quick jerking motion like starting a chainsaw.

Gave her the ole' flabby chainsaw last night and she damn near cried after she reckoned

by Chainsawer August 29, 2016

electric chainsaw

A chainsaw that runs on electricity.

You don't even know how good an electric chainsaw is.

by Electric Chainsaw May 27, 2017