Caringio

Not a good person. AT ALL. HE WILL MAKE YOU RUN NO MATTER WHAT. HE WILL GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN CUZ HE IS AN OSTETRICO (not ostrica, be careful)

"I wouldn't be a friend of a Caringio"

by Katunia November 23, 2021

Caming

When you contort your penis in a way that allows you to cum backwards in between your own legs

While I was jerking of, I finished by caming

by Meepers_75 January 24, 2022

Calinga

From the Spanish phrase "Calor en la pinga" --> Cal - inga

Calor = heat

Pinga = penis
Calinga= heat in the dick

Bro, this Miami weather is giving me Calinga.

by Calinga Bro August 21, 2023

Check cashing hoe

That fraudulent hoe who, lacking good credit, identity, reputation or bank account must use check cashing stores to transact shady type business.

Dude is a straight check cashing hoe; tried to pass his fraudulent no check account having ass off as a legitimate contender.

by Beuonce F. Shabazz July 13, 2014

Quantum Caring

When you feel bad for someone, but at the same time you couldn't care less about it.

Oh man, I was talking with this completely stupid mother. She asked me: "Would you know how she could make my four year old kid eat spinach?"

I told her: "Sure, just take a basic sope bar, without parfum or any other bad ingrediants. Cut the sope into smaller pieces and garnish it on a delicious sandwich. That he must eat. Afterwards he will like spinach."

And she actually believed me. But unfortunately for the kid, it had his stomach pumped out for eating too much sope. I was quantum caring about this situation.

by DonglebeeBooboo Hard1 February 4, 2015

blab casting

Using any form of social media to spread stupidity to as many ignorant and gullible people as possible.

I'm so tired of liberal elites blab casting their bullshit to their idiot fans.

by Josie728 January 22, 2017

Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.

When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.

by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017