A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. 
He is such a Brandon
by koolimgonenow May 29, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
by polanco222 November 13, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. A Brandon is a stupid guy in your Spanish class who continually makes fun of you for being short when your not and is funny sometimes lol 😂
by Destini789 December 23, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.