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Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017
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Brandon is daddy.
by IcedVulcan September 1, 2019
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Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝
"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"
by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020
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Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!
It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed
by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018
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Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.
by BAM1218 June 24, 2020
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When a service member has sex with another service members spouse or girlfriend.
He was pulling a Brandon when he Russian Flashbanged the new private’s wife.
by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020
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a mans you’d want to hit with a bus because they piss you off a lot
i hate brandon
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
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