The Bowel Report

The lengthy and unwanted description of disgusting medical problems and alerts the elderly will occasionally inflict on their relatives. Lacking a polite way to beg off, one must sit through the nauseating stories of consistency, texture, and medicating that ensue.

Well, it turns out your grandfather doesn't need lunch today; Too bad I had to sit through the Bowel Report to find that out.

by Arrackon May 29, 2010

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Cloaking bowls

Using a contraption or method to conceal the fact that you are smoking a bowl.

Timmy was cloaking bowls in the basement and his mom didnt even notice when she came down to switch the laundry

by LameyLynn September 29, 2011

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Rope Bowls

Usually used to ask someone if they want to smoke marijuana.
often times it is used casually stern.

Rope Bowls:

Hey kevin, do you want to rope a bowl?

- pops his head in his friends window- "RB."
- friend- " Down "

Teacher- "what are you guys doing over their?"
Karren- " Roping bowls"

by 06macaroni July 28, 2012

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Cabana-Bowel

The urgent, swift, and often painful need to evacuate the body post-consumption of the Taco Cabana "Cabana Bowl." This reaction is often contributed to by their large free salsa bar.

Man, we got pretty drunk and hit the Taco C, it was great but I woke up 4 hours later with a severe case of Cabana-Bowel. I couldn't sit right for hours.

Hey! 4 cups of salsa and onions? You're gonna get Cabana-Bowel!

by ZekeG August 9, 2012

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