A ninja boner is an erect penis that you must stealthily conceal whilst moving, which involves disguises and clever use of shadow and vegetation.
Often required when the words "Give it a minute" will not save you.
Often required when the words "Give it a minute" will not save you.
Last night Jen gave me such a ninja boner at the party, I had to creep around the outside of the garden in the dark to get a drink.
by Massive Jones June 7, 2007
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I sat in class bored
I started thinking about my crush and got a boner. I tried hiding it by sliding it under the desk but felt pleasure when I did that. I took out my big boner and slid it under the desk again and bit my lip. My teacher looked at me weirdly and went back to his work. I went faster n moaned quietly. There were so many waves of pleasure going thru me right now. I moaned loudly as the class looked at me with wide eyes when they saw all my cum on the desk and my penis.
I started thinking about my crush and got a boner. I tried hiding it by sliding it under the desk but felt pleasure when I did that. I took out my big boner and slid it under the desk again and bit my lip. My teacher looked at me weirdly and went back to his work. I went faster n moaned quietly. There were so many waves of pleasure going thru me right now. I moaned loudly as the class looked at me with wide eyes when they saw all my cum on the desk and my penis.
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by TopeaseArlie July 22, 2006
Get the poop boner mug.A slang phrase meaning The female genetalia (aka: Vagina). If you think about it, the vagina is a pocket. What does that pocket recieve? Thats right, a boner. Hence the name BONER POCKETS.
by Onlyonthurs May 28, 2008
Get the Boner Pockets mug.1. having an unrelenting, sometimes irrational, hate for something. Very over the top.
2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over
3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.
2. power tripping and wielding that power, usually fucking you or another person over
3. in usage, can be gauged on a personal scale. ie. footlong, veiny boner= a lot of hate vs. half-mast boner=sort of hate/average dislike.
EXAMPLES:
1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.
2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?
Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.
3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.
3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.
Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.
1. Dude... That Hitler fella had a huge hate boner for the Jews. And the Gypsies. And the Slavs.
2. Person 1: How'd you feel about those questions the prof asked you?
Person 2: Maaaannnn.... They were terrible. That prof has a raging hate boner for me.
3a. I seriously hate that guy. I'm talking veiny, viagra fueled, never-ending hate boner.
3b. Person 1: Seriously, I have a raging hate boner for that douche.
Person 2: Meh, I'm only at half-mast hate boner for him. Closer to that "seeing an ugly chick naked" semi-chub of a hate boner.
by B-radC 2012 February 17, 2010
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by jpb103 May 19, 2016
Get the Fear Boner mug.When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
by ChiGal November 2, 2008
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