The Magical Boon

The magical boon is an almost infinitely powerful deity that often takes the form of a 2 dimensional sleek black sonic except for its mouth and eyes which are human and B&W. He is the brother of the all knowing god Jfeph. The magical boon can only be summoned by beating up somebody wearing a mask of his face. Unless you give him a good reason not to; he will chase you down and kill you. It can be any dimension (as in 3d/2d/4/d) its true form is every size, shape and color and if you saw it in person you would die instantly, he instead uses an internet meme he likes called It’s Not Your Headphones as an appearance. You can only beat it by showing it a clock on JESUS O’ CLOCK which happens for 1 minute randomly once a year. If you do it it leaves back to the dimension of concepts (similar to the aether). If you are near it ominous and deep erhu music plays. When it goes in for the kill the low music turns to a screechy high pitched erhu noise that is arpeggiated. It once resided in a glove called: the boon, which is how it got its name. It was released from said glove when it was cast into the fires of the despicable mountain. It is one of the only creatures that don’t die when looking into Jfeph’s face (because of how it is the most ugly thing possible)

the magical boon just killed zach

by Magicalboon March 13, 2025

boone low

A very physically attractive woman

Dayummm look at the Boone low walking by

by Boone low April 2, 2017

Blake Boone

A real suss boy. That one meat stick, meatball, meat head, bone head, pin head, egg head, grease ball with the glasses and bowl cut that looks like Vector for Despicable Me. He acts frisky in career class and tries to touch you, so watch out. He never does is work, and he likes to occasionally poke you with his booner. He’ll siphon your chromosomestoo.

Blake Boone has excessive amounts of chromosomes. Ex: “Is that Blake Boone... duhhh.. I think he has some of my chromosomes...duhhh...”

by Big L64 May 23, 2019

hu-boons

n: a combination of Humen and baboon

She's got all the Hu-boons cryin her name

by The Future Man June 3, 2020

Rosie Boone

Someone who is amazing in every single way.

Person 1: “Who is that amazing bitch, right there?!”
Person 2: “Well, that is Rosie Boone!”

by Lionmanedudesuckswillay January 16, 2024

Boon

The opposite of a noob. Also known for not streaming ever.

Damn this boon is so good wish he would stream every once in a while. Oh wait...

by aklfhnasiodujgb September 20, 2020

ace boon coon

A close friend.

Soon David and "Scottster" are "ace boon coons," as my mother used to say, golfing together and making plans for joint ventures in computer programming.

by Delbosco October 14, 2021