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Bon Jovi

A real pussy grabber but unliked by most for their cockiness and absolute jock demeanor. Most girls will hand out their number to this gentleman only to realize he likes trashy rock and roll and is a complete copycat of vocal styles. Much like a chameleon he blends in at functions with lots of trailer trash white women who'll drop their draws soon as he walks by. Wears his mullet long and cowboy boots up to his knees and typically has a leather jacket to match. Bikers, smokers, drinkers and all the cool kids love him. You should to.
Man, that guy over there is a real Bon Jovi.
by Da Bomb Diggity CG March 26, 2024
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Kel and Bon

A pair of inseparable friends that are always up to something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Properties include :
- mind-reading abilities

- being unproblematic, loyal, and honest

- ride or die mentality
- always having a fun time
Question:

That was a terrible prank, who thought this was a good idea?
Answer: Kel and Bon.

Statement:
Person 1: Oh Dear! It looks like there is smoke coming from the tech room!
Person 2: Kel and Bon are on Tech duty together.

Additional Uses:
Coach: THE GAME STARTS IN LESS THAN A MINUTE! Why am I missing 2 players ???

Players: Kel caught a lift with Bon.
by HBD_Steven ;) September 9, 2020
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Bon Yurt

noun; a large and voluminous gluteus maximus of a woman

aka a fat ass
Guy1: YOO you seen shawty that just walked past
Guy2: nah why?
Guy1: Damn you missed it she had that BON YURT
by kowboypluto March 27, 2024
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Baroness Von Bon Bon

Baroness Von Bon Bon is the sixth boss in cuphead, She Has 5 Mini bosses in her castle which you need to beat 3 to get through, The first one is a gumball machine that spits gum balls out of his lid, The second one is a muffin that jumps around and leaves off water that spills around, Third being a waffle that flies around and eventually splits itself into Eight Pieces, Fourth being a jawbreaker that just follows you around,It also has a blue mini jawbreaker behind it, Fifth being a candy corn that goes in a pattern and spawns mini candy corns that are hard to go around, On your second mini boss little jellybeans spawn from the castle, On your third mini boss The main boss uses a shotgun and shoots puffs at you, on the final phase she will walk with the castle, and throw her head at you that follows you, and the castle will throw a wheel at you.
Yo did u beat baroness Von Bon Bon?

No she’s too hard
by Game Boss Reviewer March 27, 2022
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bon qweesha

,,Dude this couch smells like Bon Qweesha"
by Cupofjoe1000 June 29, 2023
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Bon Jovi

Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band
I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi
by Oral Anul November 1, 2021
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Bon Jovi

An eruption of intestinal gases that pass through the anus that produce a ghastly smell.
Kyle are a bowl of chili and as a result was letting out a Bon Jovi concert.
by California MeatSweats August 21, 2022
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