Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018

Beastin

Doing too much, feening for something,

Mom: hurry up and do those dishes
2mins later: what I tell you
Me: omg mom you always beastin me

by Ight ima head out😗✌🏽🚪...🚶🏽‍♀️ October 5, 2019

Cheese Blasting

When one warms a block of Velveeta cheese to a comfortable 76 degrees and proceeds to blast his erect penis in to the block of cheese. Reblast.

The wife and kids were out of town so I did some serious cheese blasting. Epic weekend!

by 123Thayer May 6, 2011

Gorilla Basting

When a big oaf is driving a car and rests his arm pit on the door edge so his arm hangs down the door and gets wet and dirty from crap flying off the front tire

That fat bastard JT was gorilla basting out the window of his crapbox integra and the water coming off the tire put out his cigarette

by D the M May 17, 2011

basting

To sit around stewing in one's sweat and body odor after a workout.

This stewing around is very similar to the basting of a turkey during its preperation.

Basting is usually done with the the shirt off to accentuate my man stink. Basting can be a very satisfying feeling.

Lisa: Dude, you fuckin reak man, go take a shower!

John: Fuck off, I just had a great workout. I'm basting right now, so leave me alone!

by Limit28 December 29, 2007

Beating Off

When you're doing something musically and accidental get off beat.

Tim: "*1-2, 1-2, 1--2*"
Jon: "Wow Tim, you're really beating off!"

by B Talented January 13, 2008

Wife Beating

An event in which 2 or more people drive around in a second or third generation Pontiac Tans-Am or Chevy Camaro wearing wife beaters and aviators. This event typically involves listening to loud 1980's rock music and various types of careless driving.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go wife beating tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure i'll go fire up my Camaro"

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011