A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.
Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!
by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012
Get the Closet Beanermug. 
when you dont want to use that mexican for just mowin the lawn...get him off that jon deer for a second
i always knew he was good with his hands while gardening or how he handles the lawn mower, but i didnt think hed be such a great beaner-batur
by wang masta flex June 12, 2003
Get the beaner-baturmug. A Mexican who is cute and cool.
Exact Copy of Beiber except for small Penis, Girl Voice, and Crave of Men.
Sarcastic.
Enjoys Spending Time with Women.
Is mostly Seen Flirting with Women.
Single most of the time.
Exact Copy of Beiber except for small Penis, Girl Voice, and Crave of Men.
Sarcastic.
Enjoys Spending Time with Women.
Is mostly Seen Flirting with Women.
Single most of the time.
by Justin Beaner May 14, 2011
Get the Justin Beanermug. by Jessicka Rabidd April 24, 2014
Get the beaner blowermug. A white girl who only dates spics, wetbacks, beaners or latino men.
Usually has half breed spanish kids and listens to latin music. Only dates latinos.
Usually has half breed spanish kids and listens to latin music. Only dates latinos.
Girl 1: Elise was called a beaner baller 4 times this week.
Girl 2: I know, she's as bad as a mudshark. Even my mom calls her a beaner baller.
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Girl 2: I know, she's as bad as a mudshark. Even my mom calls her a beaner baller.
Beaner Baller Latino Lover mudshark oil driller
by GinoWhitebred November 21, 2016
Get the Beaner Ballermug. A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 20, 2016
Get the Coffee Beanermug.