bald fuck

Two people with shaved parts having sex.

Dude, I shaved my balls so I could have a bald fuck with my gf.

by xfreakx November 6, 2007

Bald headed mud monkey

A short ugly bald person who likes to play volleyball in the mud.

Kenny is a bald headed mud monkey.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

Bald as a coot

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'

by Lulu and Lele March 6, 2008

Southern Bald Eagle

When you cum in someones ass and the next shit they take comes from down south. It has a white head and a brown body resembeling the southern bals eagle.

Mary and Mike were having sex. she was complaining so mike wisperd hold on bitch. The next shit she took was the exact replica of the southern bald eagle.

by Rhymemaster-Z January 25, 2008

Bald Fetish

The fetish to want to have sex with a bald person's head, pour hot butter on it and lick it off, put an XXL condom on a bald person's head and shove it up someone's vagina or asshole, effectively suffocating and killing the bald person, etc. Bald fetish can also tie with the fetish of finding shaved ball sacks insanely attractive.

"Yo Andy, that guy's looking at your naked head really weird. I think he has a bald fetish."
At that, Andy ran.

by lllsmirklll November 7, 2017

bald twat

A stupid person who is also bald.

Shut it, you bald twat.

by vickitingle May 15, 2006

Bald Martin

Morgan Hudson’s real dad he has a ginormous peen and probs has cancer .

Person 1:Bald Martin has a big Willy person 2:definitely

by Fat Morgz October 3, 2019