A game played by a group of three or more men and a pastry of your choice (preferably a bagel). The object of the game is to masterbate and ejaculate on the pastry (if you ejaculate but miss it does not count). who ever is last to do so must eat the pastry.
If Bill, Joe, Stan are playing Cum bagel. Joe ejaculates and hits the bagel, Bill ejaculates but misses the bagel, and Stan ejaculates and hits the bagel, Then Joe and Stan would be safe and Bill must eat the seaman-covered bagel.
by TheLizM October 17, 2010
some companies have a bagel test before deciding to hire people.
by conservative_rabbit March 11, 2011
by Definitely NOT a Jew February 05, 2009
“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"
by sasimax July 30, 2008
by tyler middleton July 11, 2008
A low-key way to saying you need to take a huge dump in mixed/polite company, such as at work or at your Grandmother's house.
"Have you seen Chris lately?" "Naa he'll be another 10 minutes, he had to Toast a Bagel. Poor guy had taco bell for lunch".
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
"Angela announced she would be Toasting a Bagel and would be off the phones for about 20 minutes."
by nickl140 July 27, 2012