Whatever orifice you settle on after seducing someone less that 5 feet tall.
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Or all the baggage Peter Dinklage drags into a relationship…
Or any conversation you have with that insufferable man.
“Blah blah blah Randy Newman hurt my feelings blah”
Editor: “Hey did you get that interview with Peter Dinklage Finished?”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
“Yeah that little troll droned on for three straight hours about the multi-faceted rolls of little people in cinema…”
“So did you ask him what it was like playing every oompa-loompa”
“Some people have baggage, that elf’s suitcase rolls around with a living room set”
by Notmattmurphy August 30, 2023
Get the Elf’s suitcasemug. by Donkey shlong September 18, 2022
Get the brown elfmug. 
A joke nickname for a girl or boy named Avery. Comes from Avery meaning elf king, and an alternate version of the name Alfred
by hubsta April 7, 2022
Get the Alfred the elf kingmug. A term usually applied within a fantasy settings to an individuals (usually human male) who have a clear sexual preference or obssession towards elf.
The sentence itself came from the term "Yellow Fever"
The sentence itself came from the term "Yellow Fever"
"Damn himmel such a simp for frieren, i'm guessing he got one of those Elf Fever that alot of isekai MC have"
by RedTwardy November 21, 2024
Get the Elf Fevermug. kid: captures elf
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
elf: noo you bitch let me out of here rn
elf in a jar is a elf that dies in a jar from a kid
by pufflerdude January 3, 2023
Get the elf in a jarmug. A naughty adult elf is a middle to upper management man who behaves himself all year round but at the company Christmas party, he plays up by drinking,dancing and kissing the secretary
Did you see Chris last night on the dance floor? I thought he had a family but he was kissing little Xiaoping!!! What a naughty adult elf!!
by Bowslosski October 31, 2023
Get the Naughty adult elfmug.