Michael

Always the smart one. People think he’s just annoying. That he’s just an attention seeker. He’s not. You get to know him, you fall for him. Not in love. No. He pulls people down with him. He’s a genius. He truly is. He’s mind is shattered, filled with broken thoughts that he can’t control. He doesn’t love. He sees people as chunks of hydrogen and carbon. He’s the one who doesn’t give a fuck bout his looks. He’s the guy who’s words hurt the most. He says he hates you and the next day he asks you to hang out like nothing happened. Yeah he means the stuff he says as a joke. It’s not funny to you tho. Michael.I wouldn’t wanna have his mind. His problems are not “having a bad hair day, getting bad grades, fighting his parents”. His problems are his thoughts. About the world, society, freedom, and point of life. He’s the guy that will tell you

“Sink. Sink down with society. Sink into your doom. Sink to your death. Sink to your eternity. Forever trying to swim up.”
He’s the narcissist. He’s the crazy one. He’s the only one who understands your pain. And he’s the one you’ll fall for. And you won’t be able to decide if it’s love, pain or pity.

You: you helped me more than my therapist.
Michael: how? I do nothing. I sink people down with me without a plan. And it doesn’t help. It’s purely selfish.

Or

Someone: I don’t recommend getting deep with Michael.

You: But he’s the only one who understands me.

by Janice<3 May 10, 2022

Michael

Michael is literally Hitler

Man Fuck That Michael guy he is literally Hitler

by MickleAFuckinPickle August 5, 2021

Michael

he is the sweetest guy I've ever met, always tries to cheer me up, he's the funniest clown who makes me choke on laughter, hes got the most addictive personality ever like from his voice/laugh to his stupid comments, i wanna spend every second w him. if u ever want a lil bitch ass nerd w some good dick, get yoself a michael. ill never love anyone more than I love my Mikey Wikey

Michael: *exists*
me: *falls in love*

by skyethebunny February 2, 2022

Michael

Michael is the kind of guy to make you laugh on your hardest days. Or when you don't expect it, he will smirk or give you a bright smile every so often. He is intelligent and has a super goofy personality. And when he shares his interests with you he will ask you to please try his interests too. Then you will adapt to them and start liking Michael even more and more until you can't stop thinking about him. He acts tuff but he's a softie on the inside. He dosnt show it all the time but, he really does care for you a tonnnnn. He will always keep the conversation going and keep things on a good level. He's silent but deadly and knows how to see around things. He is such an amazing guy, and I will forever love you M.X.M 😋

-K.E.I.S

Michael is such a goof ball, but a goof ball that I love

by Ksantos27 December 7, 2020

Michael

Michael is a mentally tough individual who has encountered quite a handful of hardships and difficult experiences throughout his life. He is also very fair and treats most of the people he meets similarly to the way they treat him and tolerates no sort of abuse or shit from anyone. However, at times, he may be overly-judgmental of certain people he runs into, but he is just relying on what his own gut and instinct tells him initially. Most importantly, he is also extremely unpredictable and not a person who you would want to associate as your enemy.

Never underestimate Michael because you may be surprised what he knows or what he is capable of.

by theoneandonlymichaelhimself94 April 17, 2022

Michaeling

Michaeling is when someone misses all of there shots in game (usually done by a guy named Michael)

"Michael cant stop michaeling" or "why are you michaeling?"

by im not michaeling July 6, 2020

Michael

A boy that works very hard and is trying his best while others are oblivious to it. If you don’t understand something he says he will attempt to explain it to you and not just ignore your confusion. He has a hard time expressing himself but give him time and he’ll come around. If you’re walking with him and he goes too fast he will slow down if you ask him to. He is a great friend and partner if you’re up for it.

Look, Annie; there’s Michael!

by ash_rain January 31, 2021