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Michael

Michael is the best boyfriend ever. He is super super cute. He is also the perfect height. His hands are so fucking perfect just like his personality. His touch and attention is addictive, like a drug. He will make you super happy. Michael makes your depression go away.
random bitch: I think I like Michael..

me: he is absolutely perfect but if you touch him i will beat you with a base ball bat
by Mk <3 January 1, 2022
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Michael

michael gets laid a lot
"did michael get laid"
"yes, michael did get laid"
by I-Get-Laid April 6, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a really nice guy and is a gamer he is pretty athletic and a great guy to be around he is a little annoying around people and when he doesn’t get his way the will get mad. He is pretty cute and attractive and amazing.
Hi Michael, hey wassup
by abclick me November 9, 2020
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Michael

A very charming guy. His sign does not matter because usually he gets along with people so quickly. Michael is always one of those handsome guys who takes everything way too seriously but deep down has a great and loving heart. He will do anything he can to love and protect you when your down or being bullied, even if your not friends and reach out to him saying your sad. Michael is usually really romantic and is so funny. He will be one of those guys who may date you and break up with you and this will repeat, maybe this is because of depression or family issues. If a Michael breaks up with you he probably just needs some time to be away from you, as in dating you (because of drama) but don't take it personally because even if Michael breaks up with you he still loves you and probably will get back with you shortly after.
If you ever meet a Michael don't mess with him, act cool and I am sure he will like you. Just don't act like someone your not because he doesn't like that.
by Theidiothehe October 2, 2020
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Michael

A "smart" guy. I know him, he probably learned it from Youtube but whatever. He'll still ride for you though.
"My name is Michael and I know EVERYTHING about video games."
by @.@ High MOFO March 14, 2021
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Michael

Michael is a caring, intelligent and handsome young lad who has dark blond hair and eyes as blue as Mediterranean seawater. He is a bit of a nerd but often wears sporty clothes. He might seem like an indoor person, but in reality he travels loads and keeps trying extreme sports. He has an easy-going personality, is always loyal to friends and keen on helping others. He particularly enjoys watching TV shows from the 90s and discusses characters with friends as if they exist in real life. Michael is generally a technical and practical person, but he is secretly an idealist and a romantic. He is a closeted poet/pianist/painter who longs for beauty and love.
A: You tried hang gliding, finished reading Man's Search for Meaning, rewatched season 5 of Friends and learnt to play Nuvole Bianche over just one weekend? You are such a Michael!
by not_evil February 18, 2021
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Michael

little baby back bitch who wastes his life probably on some stupid shit like fortnite or chess. little siblings is most likely also a baby back bitch aswell and has no friends.
ME: you know that bitch named michael?
Them: hate that guy
Me: ikr his sister has a fatass tho
by yeayeayeasingingchallenge August 28, 2020
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