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Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝
"Ooh, is that Brandon with that big cat?"
"You know that him fo"
"I want it"
by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020
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Brandon

Frik u Brandon
by Ice Better September 6, 2021
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Brandon

Oh, that’s Brandon.. he’s for the streets.
by BAM1218 June 24, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon always says fuck Ian it’s bedtime!!!
It’s bedtime ian it’s time for brandon to go to bed
by Sk83rfour1ife August 20, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is not cool
by JewishMeister November 5, 2019
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Brandon

When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.
"Dude, your cig has a Brandon on it".

"Flick your fucking cigarette dude, it's Brandon is too long".
by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018
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