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Brandon

A dirty stinky sticky sloth, stinks like straight shit. His friends don't allow him into there group and he's a lil bitch. His mouth looks like an asscrack.
by Slothbois stink February 6, 2017
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Brandon

Brandon is a bumb person that gets md at Tom Clancy's Rainboe 6 Seige. he is also bi which not gonna lie seems kinda gay.
"hey where is Brandon"
"he is braking his computer because he just died in R6"
by MontagnefromR6 March 3, 2020
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Brandon

Secretly loves a big dick in his anus he probably the gayest
Brandon had made some wierd movement’s when we went skinny dipping with them females the other night after I had took off my clothes wasn’t too manly
by Who’s hunting whom September 7, 2020
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Brandon

A transgender snowflake that can’t take any jokes
Person1: you hear about brandon

Person2: you mean that snowflake
by CumSandwitch July 5, 2021
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Brandon

an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
by polanco222 November 13, 2017
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Brandon

A human being that breathes and is stuck through puberty and well looks like lex luthor
Damn Brandon’s barber has Parkinson’s
by Blackmanorwhiteman July 30, 2018
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Brandon

nicotine and weed addicted teenager whos addicted to fortnite
He is such a Brandon
by koolimgonenow May 29, 2019
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