When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.
by elkenstein June 27, 2019

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009

Oh, really? DO YOU THINK SO?! You spongy, fawning, parasitical oaf! You lump of Wind, you witless, unwiped, panderly puke-stocking!
by drunkenwookiekiller@gmail.com July 2, 2019

by TheBunyip October 10, 2016

by Misha'sBoner May 21, 2016

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.
by Molly yono September 24, 2021

1) I Just faded in the wind
2) person one: wheres jack
person two: idk he just faded in the wind
3) i just got some killer kush and faded in the wind
2) person one: wheres jack
person two: idk he just faded in the wind
3) i just got some killer kush and faded in the wind
by lsnvnlfnvkndfldvkjffnvjd April 13, 2011
