pussy whipped

Losing all opinions and listening to your girlfriends every beckin call without question

PETE MENDICINO to BRITTANY B

by Emily Fairmont November 28, 2003

Whopper

Irish slang for brilliant , or massively brilliant. Usually used in Kilbride , Tallaght , etc , etc

i know im Whopper ri?

by qwertyIRISHuiopasdfghjklzx August 6, 2010

pussy whipped

A male who is controlled be a female.
What America is today.

by If men are pigs, then women are ticks June 27, 2003

Molly Whopped

to keep it straight Gangsta with it and deck someone

Jermaine O' Neal staight Molly Whopped that one Pistons fan last night. That was November 19th.

by The Leprechaun November 20, 2004

pussy whipped

When your woman has removed your balls and then filled the sack with a LoJack to track your every move!!

I cant go ANY where with out telling (insert name) where Ill be!

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

Shit whipped

Occurs when the tail-end of a substantial turd (i.e. a turd the size of a zucchini or larger) whips the back of your balls while you're sitting on the can.

Generally, the physics of a shit whip require that the head of the turd first makes contact with the bottom of the bowl, thus providing the turd with the necessary leverage to allow for a slow, frontward collapse. If the cosmos are aligned just right, the motion will carry the tail-end of the turd forward and it will whip the back of your balls on the way down.

"Dude, I just got shit whipped."

by nngaaaman January 21, 2009

Toilet Whomper

A girl who just had a one night stand, got knocked up and aborted her baby and flushed it down the toilet.

"Hey, sorry I took so long in the bathroom."
"You didn't just flush our baby down the craphole, did you?"
"No..."
"OMG you're such a toilet whomper."

by Toilet Whomper February 8, 2009