wankstainian 

Biggest wankstain from the country of wankerstain. Is also Scientifically known as the definition of wankstains the biggest wankstains of all wankstains. No one is as much of a retard than a wankstainian.

“Kellie is sucker a wankstainian”

wankstainian by BossmanoftheUK March 9, 2023

Wanktard 

Mark gale

Mark is a wanktard

Wanktard by I am a Condom March 5, 2024

wankstain 

what kiwi cat is when he rams my car in car driving indonesia

"Kiwi, you fucking wankstain"

wankstain by Dave epic dude July 18, 2025

Captain Wankstash 

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.

Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.

Captain Wankstash by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023

tickling your wankstain 

To mess with someone in a playful way.

Luke: you don't look cute.
Heather: why would you say that??
Luke: I was just tickling your wankstain, calm down!

tickling your wankstain by MyNameIsntLuke January 5, 2018