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Going Walmart

verb, noun Go-ing Wal-mart Spinoff of term, "Going Postal" infers to the act of committing gun violence in a series of workplace violence related killing rampages of recent times.
Going Walmart. *Slang: 1. The boss seems pretty irritable right now, God I hope he doesn't go "Walmart" on us. 2. Don't chew' go n' pull a "Walmart" like wtf's gone down before, bruh! 3. Betta' stay outa' da' breakroom today cuz'! That one boss is workin' tunite' yo. 4. Best walk around to the side door dawg! Ima see a employee pullin' in wid' his pickup truck at a high rate of speed towards the front door man. Let's book it!!!
by bovobruh December 30, 2022
mugGet the Going Walmartmug.

walmart game

Walmart game is a game where you go in a Walmart and buy the three creepiest items you can find.
by FrankyOG October 4, 2016
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Walmart Employee

Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC
Fun Fact: A Walmart Employee Is Payed 16% Lower Than The Average USA Yearly Income
by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan October 11, 2022
mugGet the Walmart Employeemug.

walmart kid

A kid that sung a song inside Walmart and became viral
He yodels like the Walmart kid
by Money mo May 25, 2018
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Walmart crush

Someone you see in a public place and you have a major attraction to them. Could see a future with them but you chicken out.
Friend 1: Yo I just had a Walmart crush
Friend 2: What the heck is a Walmart crush? Are you high?
by A gremlin and a crackhead December 21, 2019
mugGet the Walmart crushmug.

brown walmart

A brown walmart is when a girl kisses a smiley face off of another girl's ass. The smiley face should be drawn to resemble that of the wal-mart "smiley" and drawn with feces using the tip of a penis that was just removed from the girl's anus.
"So, I was in a threesome and the girl got shit on my dick, but it's okay because I made her sister clean up the brown walmart."
by #sysadmins December 2, 2009
mugGet the brown walmartmug.

Walmart Cunt

A woman who walks around in her bra and dollar store pajamas usually has three kids taken away from CPS
by Namelessdude2000 August 14, 2022
mugGet the Walmart Cuntmug.

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