walmart shenanigans

Doing random shit you might find with the things in walmart. Examples: baseball with a football and bat, throwing a ball across walmart, etc.
Me: hey bro lets go do walmart shenanigans
Bro: ok sounds fun
by boaz274 December 18, 2017
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Walmart Roll

Consuming adderall and alcohol.
Usually used as a substitute for molly if it can’t be acquired or if the brain needs a break.
“You rolling tonight?”
“Nah, I just rolled last night. Gonna just Walmart roll tonight.”
“Sick.”
by SmoothKemosabe June 26, 2022
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Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.
Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"
by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020
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walmart board

a slang term used to describe a skateboard bought from a store such as walmart, target, dicks, academy, or basically anywhere else. usually made from cheap crap thats hardly discernible from cardboard.
"bro, nice walmart board,"
by nirvana thing May 28, 2021
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Walmart Pretty

A woman in the real world that is ugly, but due to Walmart's overwhelming population of ugly people this same woman is considered desirable.
She's a skank, but at least here at Walmart, she's Walmart pretty.
by Thereallildaddy March 29, 2018
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Walmart Employee

Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC
Fun Fact: A Walmart Employee Is Payed 16% Lower Than The Average USA Yearly Income
by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan October 11, 2022
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Walmart Boy

Dude have you seen the Walmart Boy? They have so many remixes it’s dope.
by AzFireHead April 04, 2018
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