When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.
by elkenstein June 27, 2019

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.
Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot
white chick and her hot black friend if they were
twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a
Japanese beaver on crack!
by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009

You were so wild and I loved you for so many years but trying to get to you was like roping the wind.
by Mrskittywhisperer June 11, 2022

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 27, 2021

Wendy.
Retired Valkyrie of Shicksal
Girl who lost her life because of a retired military woman
Also fought 3 children
Retired Valkyrie of Shicksal
Girl who lost her life because of a retired military woman
Also fought 3 children
by Sentisleftsword June 26, 2023

by SillyBlonde1 August 9, 2016

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019
