robloxian welcome

The act of dry humping another persons roblox avatar while they are AFK or not looking.

“Man I was gone for 5 minutes and this guy was giving me a robloxian welcome when I got back”

by LE PHROGG February 15, 2024

Welcome

Welcoming somebody to your property

Welcome, Sir.

by Revilo oh Revilo February 23, 2021

You're welcome

Oh wow! That was expedient!

Hym "You're welcome random guy! I'm not trying to be a dick about it but you see me getting fucked by life harder than a whore in a retard group home right? Not pleasant. Not a fan of this... thing.... Hmm... What else? 🤔 Nah that's it. That's all I have to say for now."

by Hym Iam February 12, 2023

Welcome to Fucktown!

The greeting one receives from a friend/colleague who is genuinely happy you have it as bad as he/she does.

Side-note: said friend/colleague may proudly refer to him/herself as The Mayor of Fucktown if he/she has been fucked by life for a sustained period of time.

Luthor: "Ugh, what a week.. I lost my job. My wife asked me for a divorce and I my kid hates me."

Joe: "Welcome to Fucktown!"

by BlkFlg August 11, 2024

welcome to yesterday

Welcome to yesterday: a saying derived from the idea that a statement has been reiterated so many times as to invoke an eye roll from the receiving party
In simple terms, “yea no crap” or “tell me something I dont know”

*guy #1* Bro, private schools have way too much money! What about public schools?!
*guy #2* welcome to yesterday my guy.

by ChunkyBeavr April 12, 2023

Matthew welcome

A Matthew welcome is a great person and he loves to tease people by tazing them or Slapping their thighs. But he usually has Irish red hair and can be mean at some times.

Damn my thighs hurt.
Did Matthew welcome do it?
Yeah...

by Batcat21st September 4, 2018

You are welcome

I made it a point to remember because I knew that I would be the only one who did. The 15th right? Yep... BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!

Hym "You are welcome! I knew no one else would say anything... Sorry 🤷 ♂️ If retard sex cult doesn't get a response I doubt one lone voice would.... Let's get a head count of lives saved. 1 million? 2 billion? Am I the greatest hero of all time? Probably."

by Hym Iam March 12, 2023