wesley crusher

a lame dickweed who was on TNG for an agonizing 3 and 1/2 seasons. It was a hella lot better when he got his skinny ass outta there.

Damn, wesley eats his mom out.

by Tereth March 12, 2005

wesleyan

to make a bathroom unisex by a woman going into the men's bathroom

A: The line is too long for the women's bathroom.
B: Should we wesleyan the bathrooms?

by wesleyaner December 12, 2007

Wesley Pipes

hitting a lacrosse ball on the pipes of the goal and missing.

Bro 1: Yo bro, say hey to Wesley Pipes for me!

by BigMacho25 March 30, 2010

Weasleysexuel

Someone that are in love whit the weasley's

Random:can i have your number?
Me:no sorry, weasleysexuel

by Emma Nielsen December 29, 2020

weasleyswives

swagest account on tiktok

person 1: did you see weasleyswives new tiktok?
person 2: yeah! it was so swag

by evan peters simp June 2, 2021

weasle bark

It is the sound a bass player makes when he needs to change his shorts or strings

Do you smell that?Yea I thought i heard a weasle bark or was that are bass player?

by ELZY ROCKER March 4, 2009

Wesley’d

When a fart is so horrifically unacceptable it gets into your soul.

I was on a plane and I accidentally wesley’d. The woman next to me was hospitalized....

by Sven’s D June 28, 2018