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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: VOLTHOM IS LOOKING LIKE IT LIKES LOOKING AT ME
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
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voty

short for video of the year as in music video
what's your voty for 2025?
by zdriplet March 6, 2025
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voltazur

refers to someone that stands above all others in terms of power, skill, or quality. It describes the ultimate example of excellence and superiority in a specific category or overall.
I AM VOLTAZUR.
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Volt-jockey

An incompetent electrician, often one whose work may be potentially dangerous.
We had to get our whole house rewired since the last electrician was a regular volt-jockey.
by Mr Hazmat September 1, 2025
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volts

London slang for violence or ready to fight/get violent. Often used in the set phrase "on volts."

Originated in the 2010s in the Brixton area of Lambeth, South West London.
'Man came in the party on volts, so we cut'

'Why you moving volts over a queue? It ain't that deep man'

“They know, I know, feds know, every time 6 stepped out it was on volts (Violence).” — Scribz - Wicked & Bad, 2016
by southwestldner October 16, 2025
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Voltorbing

When you put gasoline and iron in a girls vagina and you put flint up your penis and you have sex and when her vagina blows up she screams VOLTORB.
Yeah me and my girl were voltorbing last night.
by niggy blacks December 2, 2025
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Conversation Voltorb

A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.

While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.

Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?

Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.

Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!

verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.

Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.

Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?

Dude 2: Because fuck you.
by Mister Poopybutthole July 4, 2016
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