Vermasterbatem

The act of pleasuring ones self while reading a screen play or other piece of literary work from an acomplished poet, or author WORD FOR WORD.

My girl was so turned on last night when i read "Romeo and Juliet" to her VERMASTERBATEM.

by jeremyron1969 December 13, 2010

Vermont Hunting

Waste of time

Vermont Hunting deer season

by bob greggery November 10, 2010

Vermonta

The pronunciation of "Vermonter" by those who have lived in Vermont their entire life.

You're a Vermonter?
No, I'm a Vermonta.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 19, 2011

verppy

so very happy that you can't be bothered to text both words

My BFF knows just what to do to cheer me up when I am down. Knowing her makes me verppy.

by kimbalara October 23, 2013

Vermonted

To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.

A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.

Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.

by upvtway March 4, 2014

Vermont Fever

The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.

Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.

Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.

Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.

Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?

Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.

by jhort April 15, 2014

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016