Vagitable

Vegetable sticks which are tactically handed out in strip clubs; usually served with an accompanying dip that is widely rumoured to contain female stripper ejaculate. The main purpose of these vegetables sticks is to mimic the act of fellatio resulting in the arousal of male customers. Once aroused, customers are more susceptible to parting with their cash in order to have some vagina shaken in their face. However, irritated bowels are often a side effect associated with vagitable consumption, usually arising from the dip.

Cheryl: Ahhh, my poo is so liquidy this morning!

Slams: Maybe you should have eased up on those vagitables last night at the titty bar!

by dopeyg812 May 20, 2010

Vagitarian

To only date/hook up with girls that do not have beef curtains

Jim: I want to set up Todd with Jill
Bob: It will never work, I've dated Jill, she has crazy beef curtains
Jim: So?
Bob: Todd is a strict Vagitarian. He won't even contemplate it

by Busty Larue June 23, 2015

Vari kari

vari kari means that there is a problem and I can not solve it

vari kari this car broke down

Vari kari cti bj ti fry n pyth

by Llaqi.kd November 23, 2021

Vari

A confusing person, a Scorpio to be exact. A very awesome person. Always trust it. But never count on them. They always tell you what they think you can handle. A very bad liar. A mood swinger. Don't call them something baby-ish or else they will hate you with passion.

Oh, that's just Vari.

by Flagpole April 19, 2018

Fajita (pronounced like Vagita with emphasis on the i)

A womans Vaginal Area 51

Boy #6: Ahhh...your fajita makes my dick feel like corn!! And I see youve provided the butter!
Girl: Please do not skeet in my fajita!

by Tony Da Popsykle September 8, 2005

Vagitarian

A Lesbian.

That woman is a Vagitarian. She does not like meat. She only likes Vagina.

by Rik.London January 21, 2009

Vagitarian

A lesbian.

That woman in the pickup truck was certainly a vagitarian

by Verona-ATW April 1, 2009