Eloise Turner

Eloise is the cutest best person on earth and deserve the world

“Do you know who Eloise Turner is”
“Yeah she’s the best person ever”

by Big dick Dave 42069 December 15, 2019

joshua james turner

my beautiful baby that i love very much and would do absolutely anything for! xxxx

i love my joshua james turner

by lauren999999999 January 22, 2009

Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.

"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."

by nujuat February 12, 2021

Bradlee turner

A short stumpy guy who thinks he can get away with being a massive wad of goose fat when in reality he’s got major dandruff

Bradlee turner is fat

by vagazzile2892 October 27, 2021

Ellie-May Turner

A gorgeous red haired girl with Billie eyes and freckles! She is one of the hottest people alive!

Have you seen Ellie-May Turner today? She is drippin!

by IGOTSUZZIE01 February 6, 2021

Plate-turner

N. A person with the odd dining habit of eating each item on their plate in its entirety before rotating the plate and eating the next one.

I was a plate-turner as a child: had to eat all of my pork chop first, then all of the green beans, then the mashed potatoes, rotating the plate each time so the next food item was directly in front of me.

by M.C. Slim JB October 22, 2010

Alice Turner

Is the most amazing girl, she is stunningly beautiful, kind to everyone and nobody can help but envy her.

Wow, that was Alice Turner!

by kittykat123456789 November 1, 2010