grand theft trophy

When the winner of a sporting event fails to collect their trophy and an overserved frat boy sneaks it out in his pants.

Teresa: the trophy box is empty. Has anyone seen the trophy?
John: nope

Entourage: that’s some grand theft trophy right there.

by Southpaw Slut May 20, 2023

trophy shelf

The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking

Did you see the Trophy Shelf we left after Alex's party?

by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016

Trophy

Cali slang One of a kind,The prize,Elevated,Get money

She’s really a trophy

by Niyathetrophy May 20, 2025

Crotch trophy

Crotch trophy or trophies are the product of a woman who doesnt want the father involved in their childs life. Making them a trophy to said woman. Just using the father for child support and moving onto another man to try and collect another crotch trophy. This continues until said woman can no longer have children or no one will sleep with her.

Brittany is showing off pictures of her new crotch trophy.
That bitch has so many crotch trophies, I lost count of her baby daddys.

by Irish87blaze November 17, 2018

Trophy wife

Refers to the boyfriend of NFL Quarterback Josh Allen

WAG 1: Damn, the Trophy Wife is back in buffalo
WAG 2: Who Hailee?
WAG 1: Yes of course, who else is a trophy wife?
WAG 2: Hailee never left buffalo, she's been her for 12 months.

WAG 1 & 2 Rejoice Together: She's one of, one of us! ooooh JINX!

by xanik January 16, 2024

Trophying

A trauma response of when someone makes themself of no bother to their group, but is actively around them like a ‘trophy’. Said person will make themselves ‘ideal’ or ‘suitable’ to the others who keep them around by not talking unless talked to.

A: What are you doing?
B: Just trophying to people’s ideal, why?

by Virus <3 November 16, 2023

Trophy Polisher

An inferior male who prefers his own company, and engages in self-adoration through copious masturbation.

Don always felt that everyone was inferior to his excellence, and undeserving of his greatness. He was an expert trophy polisher and gave himself lots of praise and encouragement in all of his alone time.

by Alt Hype May 28, 2018