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Seminole wind

When she's laying on her back giving you a blowjob and you're balls are on her face. You deep thrust and let out a fart right by her nostrils. That's the Seminole wind, and she can hear Osceola cry.
by elkenstein June 27, 2019
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Wind Man

A "wind man" is the opposite of a wing man. The wind man is usually socially inept, especially when it comes to meeting women. He gets nervous, talks too much, laughs like a hyena and generally ruins it for any guy stupid enough to be hanging out with him.
Hey Carl! Come with! Me and Ralphie and Eugene are going down to Chugalug to scam some biyatches!

Carl: Pass. Eugene is the biggest wind man in town.

Last time I went out with him, he asked this hot

white chick and her hot black friend if they were

twins! That asshole gets more nervous than a

Japanese beaver on crack!
by SimpleSpyman September 19, 2009
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Ass Winding

To set someone who is being hard headed, obnoxious or ridiculous straight, get them to understand.
Most of the candidates running for President in 2016 need a good ass winding!
by TheBunyip October 10, 2016
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Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.
Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.
by Molly yono September 24, 2021
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Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.
Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!
by Kalvinater January 15, 2019
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Muni Wind

The weird and oddly warm wind that blows through the Muni Metro tunnels platforms in San Francisco. Its origin is unknown but it is probably created by the trains moving through narrow tunnels but also sometimes appears without warning and out of nowhere.
"I'm underground, dammit, I shouldn't have to fight the wind! But this damned muni wind wont stop messing up my hair."
by Stephanie Stowers October 23, 2007
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Norse Wind

Like a Dutch oven, but instead of farting under the blanket, it's outside the blanket and you just use your hand to blow it towards the recipient's face.
Did you give her a Dutch Oven? No, just the Norse Wind.
by Escote January 18, 2015
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