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wallet spike

the act of forcefully refusing to go to a strip club by throwing your billfold away
" hey let's all go to the strip club!"

"No! I don't want to! My girlfriend will kill me" followed by a wallet spike
by Lotek March 2, 2015
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marlin spike

When a girl's anus is too constricted for a large erect penis and either the male or female uses their index finger to prepare the ass hole for penile penetration.
That bitch's ass was so tight I had to Marlin spike her before I could fit my cock in that hoe.
by Brown Jon March 3, 2016
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Spiking

When someone slaps the back of a persons thigh extremely hard when let least expect it.
Samantha was mad at me last night so she was spiking me really hard in my sleep last night and woke me up.
by Trinibear1230@gmail.com December 4, 2016
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Jizz-Spike

Nick name for dumbasses named Austin who spike their hair with gel
"Hey Jizz-Spike, stop buying so many Snap-On tools"
"Fucking up again Jizz-Spike?"
by Jassuncle February 22, 2022
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Spiked

Lumber prices have Spiked and so has hinder lips of an angel. Sunday Funday
Zac Moss has really spiked his investments this quarter! He must have PENN
by Zwright August 8, 2021
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Football spike

When you sit on the toilet to take a shit, a little nugget gets forced out splashing the water below similar to a football being spiked in the endzone.
Dude, I had a nice football spike in the toilet today. My cheeks are so wet.
by Urban knowledge January 11, 2017
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spiked

When your grades suddenly drop down randomly and goes back to normal the next few tests you take.

Spiking usually happens if either you are not keeping up to speed with the others in work or are not enjoying the type of lessons the teacher is giving you. (Sometimes the teacher can impact the entires class grades if she gets mad by a single person or a group of idiots in your class, so try and don't piss her off too much)
"I heard that Jack spiked one of his grades because of a bad day"
"I didn't do well today on the test, I'll try to get my grades back up as soon as possible so it counts as a spike"
"The girls in the back were being such a pain to the teacher today, hope she doesn't spike our whole class"
by Not Bernie August 9, 2022
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