a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.
me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations
by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025
Get the rise of nationsmug. Jhatu sala madarchod khelna nahi aata randi ke bache ko mu se beastnik ka lund hatayega tabh awaz sahi ayegi randwe teri ma ki chut bhadwe ka bacha.
by beastnik2005 July 8, 2022
Get the Rising(babai)mug. A red beer with a raw egg in it. The yolk will sink to the bottom and to finish the drink one will need to tip their glass way up and experience the same fear Fresno Tweekers feel when the yellow yolk moves closer like the rising morning sun
by Heath Oyama bangs horses April 5, 2023
Get the Fresno sun risemug. The “Resilience Rising Initiative” is a nonprofit organization based in South Africa with a global footprint. The RRI is defined as community builders, known for Pan-Africa Community of Practice for human rights defenders, activists, government agencies, and professionals who have leadership potential and aligned with sustainable development goals globally. The Resilience Rising Initiative is known as RRI and hosts hybrid international capacity building events for leadership development across diverse sectors.
The “Resilience Rising Initiative” means the reform and development of systems in a country, town or city towards the improvement of the quality of life for the people.
by BeautyRoars August 24, 2025
Get the Resilience Rising Initiativemug. That one guy at your university who you’re too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you don’t.
by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021
Get the rise guymug. 1. a building that is intermediate in height between a high-rise and a low-rise; a moderately tall building.
2. pertaining to a mid-rise.
2. pertaining to a mid-rise.
by uttam maharjan June 5, 2010
Get the mid-risemug. by Neck Sex April 24, 2025
Get the Crescent risemug.