A set of perfect female breasts that are always in the pointy upright position. The right size, pert and always at attention. Ergonomic nipples are perfect for nuzzling suckling.
I’m sucked on her ergonomic nipples last night for over an hour and my neck didn’t hurt.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
Her ergonomic nipples were winking at me in the break room today.
She let me and the bro’s take turns on her ergonomic nipples.
by Dick Onchin October 1, 2020
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Get the nazi nipple mug.A frightened nipple; originated from Britain, “cold nipples” is a nipple so cold, if extroverts itself.
by Fry ten nip els December 11, 2017
Get the frightened nipple mug.An endearing term for the bushy circle of hair that grows around the nipples of men and some unlucky women.
I was so into licking her titties until I noticed her nipple sweaters. I think I got a hair in my teeth.
by Patsallthat July 8, 2016
Get the Nipple Sweaters mug.When your significant other gives you a hickey so hard that you ejaculate all over their nipples. In the end your hickeys will look similar to their nipples.
by zikomo57 September 3, 2016
Get the hickey nipples mug.Nipple sausage occurs when you fondle a woman's breasts and her nipples become hard like mini sausages.
She whispered into my ear nipple sausage me...so I played with them until the nipple sausage sizzled.
by P bear delite December 29, 2016
Get the Nipple sausage mug.A tshirt that has its sleeves cut off and then is further cut down to one's waist, leaving only a shred of fabric keeping it classified as a "shirt" instead of a "cape". Key point being the often view of the wearer's nipples due to the shirt swaying with average motion.
"Check out the bro with the blue Adidas nipple grazer. All that's missing is a backwards baseball hat!"
by katietoo62 September 10, 2013
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