A good person at heart, yet they are very negative on the outside. They tend to push out all options of happiness instead of striving to find it. They think the only solution to life is to end themselves. They are really funny and sweet, they just doubt it 24/7 (Which definitely becomes annoying over time). They don't make for a very good partner since they think that love doesn't exist.
"Is that Max over there? Gosh, he's so negative"
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
"Maybe you should see a therapist Max , you really need it."
by The all knowing idiot November 24, 2018
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by Oofsanity December 15, 2017
Get the Max mug.1. When you confirm a time of meeting and then flake out,
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
2. or when you go home far earlier than everyone, being the first to leave
"Yo, where is Pedro? Shouldn't he be here by now?"
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
"Nah, he pulled a Max."
"Well it was nice hanging out, but I'm gonna head home. Sorry to pull a Max."
by LargePeterson July 17, 2018
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by Big Man 62 September 5, 2019
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All Max's LOVE drugs and crime. They love committing fraud and taking psychedelic drugs. They hate humans but love animals. They hate women for MANY MANY reasons. They hate the government. They hate all people. They are depressed. But they LOOOOOVE money
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by Aleizi April 29, 2013
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